Anon I really dig your aggressive certainty about this because yes. YES.
Never has any suggestion more elegantly reconciled my own cherished headcanon of Teen Derek: ULTRA-NERD with the show’s actual representation of Teen Derek: POSTURING DOUCHEBAG. It is all coming together!!! DEREK HALE, DOUCHENERD.
Using his wolf senses to beat everyone else who might know the answer to the buzzer!
Giving off serious NERD ATTITUDE in his slacks and baby-blue polo shirt!
Buzzing in after another contestant answers wrong and being like WHAT ARE ‘BERSERKERS’ with such concentrated sass that the whole audience can hear the implied IDIOT at the end!!
Cockily flirting with the pretty student from Colorado at the next podium but getting scared and making an excuse when she immediately proposes that they hook up in the green room!!!
stiles and scott finding it on youtube
"Who are the Celts?"
"No," says Alex.
The girl goes pale. A buzzer sounds.
The camera settles in on Derek’s face, cleanshaven, eyes intense. “What are the berserkers,” he says flatly.
Stiles and Scott, huddled over the laptop, snort and giggle as they watch Derek’s young face, unchanging as he gains eight hundred dolllars.
On the screen, Derek says sharply, “I’ll take Stupid Answers for 800.” At ‘stupid,’ his eyes cut quickly to the girl next to him. Scott chokes on his own spit.
"Answer: Daily Double."
The sound effect plays, and the camera eases in on Derek’s face. He seems to become more stiff and absurdly angry as the audience applauds.
"How much would you like—"
"I’ll make it a true Daily Double," Derek interrupts, jaw clenched. Eyes staring directly into the camera, as if he knows, even then, that Stiles and Scott are watching.
Stiles gets a boner.
dean yelling cas’s name during sex with a one night stand and being so aggressively pissy about it after, stomping around like
piece of shit attractive fucking angel and his dumb fucking eyes what th e fuck ASSHOLE can’t even let me fuck in peace
Fun fact I’m an insecure piece of shit who constantly checks to see if all the people I’m mutuals with are still following me
“Well, it’s because he’s an angel, and all of his badass angel powers were congregating into his hair follicles because of the intense pressure of the atmosphere in Purgatory,”
”The answer I got from the writers was ‘Dean has knives,’”
I’m just going to stop and appreciate the fact that Jensen asked.
tv shows and movies that make the hot girl secretly really smart make me so mad like they want everyone to be surprised. here’s a surprise. i’m delivering bees straight to your door
man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL